Oh, man! That's hobbit as balls! RAY: We must go back.ĪRCHER: Well, not to split hairs, but he left us, so. What's happening? - Doudou! - Oh, it's just like the ponies. Uh, that's it? - Um watch your step and shut up? - Yeah. What, a floor that when you step on it random shit happens? Yeah, so I guess, everybody, watch your step. MALORY: Now will someone open the door? - CHERYL: Okay! God! MALORY: For the love of God, will! CHERYL: There is no Ow! PAM: Goddamn it! - ARCHER: Did I get you? - PAM: What do you think? - RAY: Seriously? - CRACKERS: God, moron. NOAH: How? I can't even see my hand in front of my face.ĪRCHER: Well, then I guess you can't see my fists swinging around like a goddamn windmill as I walk toward you, so Noah, if I have to ask you again, - it's gonna be in the form of a shove.
NOAH: Are you crazy? - It's pitch black down there. Those damn fools are going to lead me straight to the idol. Well, as stupid as this is, I was going to suggest - pulling on the door? - Goddamn it. Might I make a suggestion? I know what you're gonna say, Mother, but even if we had enough people to act out the book, we don't have time. You guys don't really strike me as readers, - especially of fantasy. Which, as we all know, was published just last year in 1937. He's been on this crummy island four years, - so he's never heard of The Hobbit. The what? - Wait, what? - Seriously? Holy shit, that's right. Uh, what are you talking about? - Like at the portal of Erebor. You know So what? We just sit here and wait for a clue - from a goddamn thrush?. If I put my back in any more, it's gonna come gooshin' out my front. NOAH: Well, that's where the idol is, so I was double-checking, Noah! ĩx08 - A Discovery Okay, so, just so we're all on the same page, we're walking into an active volcano. I just wiped out a literal goddamn boatload of Nazi stormtroopers. Jesus, loud much? Are you trying to attract apex predators? Oh, please. No, what are you talking about? - Nothing! - Okay! - God! - There are no gods! Will you idiots hold it down? What do you say? - Wait, what are they saying? - ARCHER: Nothing. Yeah, but what, wait, what? You, me and the idol makes three. PAM: Master coconut! - Nobody gets that! - You know what I don't get? - The fact that you're not really a goddess? - I was gonna say fractions. Well, it's also hard to go back after you taste the freedom of the coconut. Me? You're the one that's covered in farts.Īnd why couldn't you put on some clothes - before we left the village? - What, seriously? You think I'd be caught dead dressed like a Nazi? Those old cannibal women had washed and folded - your regular clothes.
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